If theres one thing we respect, its building a career around getting into other peoples business! If we had a dime for every time we wanted to follow a juicy piece of gossip, wed be private dicks swimming with fishes made of gold! You get a bug in your ear and you follow it to the end, even if it means getting shot full of lead or wearin some new cement shoes! Its all in a days work when youre one of the worlds most famous detectives, but luckily for you, the jobs not all eyeballs and machine guns – theres also zoot suits, big band riots, and a pocketful of dangerous dames!

If you dont understand a word were sayin, then get in line, bub, cause we dont, either! But apparently this is how they talked back in the ol detective noir days, so were givin it a rip! And now you can, too, in this Adult Yellow Fedora Hat! Youll be a regular Dick Tracy, and you didnt even have to skirt the mob to do it!