It’s beautiful out here, among the stars. It feels so awesome to float around here, as long as the cord connecting to the space ship holds. Yikes, that’s not a thought you want to have as you float in the endless abyss of space! Our bad, sorry. Anyway, let’s hope NASA didn’t skimp on connecting cord costs just so they could send more of that delicious astronaut ice cream with you! Sheesh, there we go again. Well, thank goodness you’re floating around in a primo, exclusively designed helmet. That baby is sure to hold out until you scramble/float to safety.
This helmet is soft enough for those impromptu space naps you know you’ll want to take. We hear zero gravity is exhausting. It’s also fashionable enough for your sweet homecoming photos to be passed down for generations to come, those photos almost make your space travel worthwhile! We might not be rocket scientists but we think that makes this helmet (yeah, you guessed it) out of this world!