A Moth Flies into a Podiatrist’s Office…

The podiatrist said, “Hey there, what seems to be the problem?”

And the moth laid back and says, “Aww, man! I’ve had a day. I feel like I’ve been flying around in circles for my whole life and I haven’t really been able to connect with anyone. I fly towards them and they just run away. It’s not only that but I always feel like I’m getting stalked by flying bats. Have you ever felt alone and afraid, doc? It’s not fun. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about the moon…” The doc held up his hand.

“Mr. Moth,” he said, “I think you have the wrong doctor. I’m a podiatrist, not a psychiatrist.”

“No,” said the moth, “I don’t care what kind of doctor you are. I’m just here because the light was on!”

Product Details

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