Spotty Decision Making

Do you want to live the perfect countryside lifestyle? It might be hard to retrain yourself from your hard-knock city ways. You might still want to live a fast lifestyle even after you move to wide-open spaces. Our advice? Fully commit to your new role in the country. Go past denim overalls and jump into this spotted cow jumpsuit! Then you’ll be forced to take it slow. Try sending emails and calling yourassistant to settle the deal with Indonesia while wearing this costume… it can’t be done (at least, not with a straight face). Instead, you’ll find yourself strolling through greenpastures, a strand of long sweet grass between your teeth. That’s what we call sweet country living!

Details & Design

With this jumpsuit, you might be surprised at how easy it is to transform yourself into the classic dairy cow! Our in-house designers made that possible with this exclusive cow costume. The soft, simple jumpsuit zips up the back, right above the adorably tasseledtail. The classic black and white spotted pattern is only interrupted by pink udders on the tummy, making youranimal’s identity obvious from afar. The look is topped with ears and a fuzzy cowlick headpiece that secures under the chin with a hood and loop fastener.