Real crabs make lousy hats. We know because we’ve tried it and we have to say that it just doesn’t work very well. Their shell is made out of a dense calcium material thats not very comfortable and they have all those legs wriggling around. Of course, theres always those pincers you have to watch out for as well. Wearing a real crab for a hat just seems like a horrid proposition. This soft, comfy crab hat on the other hand? Well, thats a capital idea!

Made out of plush, soft fabric, this crab hat will be a real delight on your noggin. You never have to worry about getting pinched or prodded, since its a piece of cartoony apparel that gives the satisfaction of wearing a crustacean on your head, without any of the odd and icky downsides of wearing a real one. So, before you head out to the beach in hopes of finding a crab to wear on your head, just order this cool hat.