When it comes to sexy costumes, almost all the animals have been accounted for. We have hundreds of Cats, a handful of Puppy and Kittens, about a dozen Monkeys, and even a few unexpected Cows.

But, weve been shocked at the complete absence of one of the most festive, curious, and adorable of urban animals: the Squirrel. This adorable little squeaker can be found in virtually every yard across America and leaves us constantly staring out the window at their excitable actions and yet there is never any representation of the energetic furballs! It is a travesty and one that we have worked tirelessly to fix.

And you can be the unique one in a million this year with this exclusive Sexy Squirrel costume. A sinfully comfortable polyester fleece fabric makes up the gray dress with a flawlessly fun fuzzy patch of faux fur to make up the belly and stuffed tail. Pull up your hood and flick your furry ears to show that youre attentive and stow your snacks in your brown foam acorn purse that fastens with Hook and Loop fastener. Make a stand and drive them nuts with this truly unique look. Because, really, who would rather watch a cat pawing at its face when they could watch with glee at the playful antics of our favorite fuzzy friend?