Do you dream of a far away land where you can escape from your troubles? Do wonder what magical land might exist beyond the barrier of the rainbow bridge? It is a wish that has been often uttered ever since the Kansas lass found her way to an odd and distant land and skipped along the unusually colored brick road with her strangely familiar new friends. But, there were always a few problems with the way that she got there. In a world where we have a few people who are afraid of airplane travel, transportation via tornado is hardly a vehicle we imagine most are excited for!

Unfortunately, that appears to be the only route that can be conventionally taken. The hot air balloon is just too unpredictable. Surprisingly, the biggest problem with tornadic transposition isnt the flying debris, but the horror it does to your hair! Fortunately, weve got a fix for that with this adult Deluxe Kansas Girl Wig. This long brunette synthetic hair is braided beautifully and bound together in a blue ribbon. Mesh lining keeps the wig in place on your head while mysterious magic ensures that the hairs do not fall out of place. Guaranteed in up to all standard imaginary tornadic winds. Untested against actual witches.