Remember in the 90s, when people were always going around, telling you dont have a cow? We all thought we were so cool back then, didnt we?

Well, were here to agree. We absolutely, positively, without a doubt, 150% do NOT want you to have a cow over what to be this Halloween; we want you to be one. Why not, we ask, don a spotted jumpsuit and allow your party guests to draw their own significance from your adorable costume? Are you the cow jumping over the moon? You just may be, to your pal who cherished that favorite bedtime story. Are you the cow that started the Great Chicago Fire? Could be! Grab a friend to dress as Mrs. OLeary and fascinate folks with your historic knowledge (just watch that there arent any lanterns around for the dramatic retelling). The truth is, people LOVE cows. Whether the sight of you takes them back to their days growing up on a farm or your floppy ears just make folks giggle, youre bound send a message to all the others costumes around: moo-ve over, theres a new cow in the pasture.

Once you don the plush tail, horns, and pink udder of this getup, there is absolutely no way to not have a cow. Youre here, youre in this party for the long haul, and you intend to milk this costume for all its worth!