“Roar!” Hang on, that’s not right. “Cock-a-doodle-doo!” Hmm, no, something’s off. “Ooh ooh, ahh ahh!” Alright, we give up. There’s no elephant impression coming for you, folks. Forget the impression, because it’s time to make an even bigger impression with this happy elephant costume! It takes a ton of training to handle an elephant, so skip all the heavy lifting and suit up to be your own gray best friend! You’ll never forget the experience when you first walk into a room and everyone sees you there, your proud ears flapping and your trunk and tusks proudly on display. “Whoa, who is that?” they’ll ask. You might have people calling you Dumbo all night, but you’ll be able to hear everyone better than Horton hearing a who! So everyone better play it cool before you go on a stampede or use your trunk to hose them down with water.

Alright, we’ll address the elephant in the room (wink): you can grab this costume right now and make it yours for peanuts. Or maybe the costume isn’t for you at all. It would be the perfect gift for a White Elephant party though! Forget about wolves or lions or whatever animal people are saying is “in” right now, because elephants are always in and never become irrelevant. Don’t believe us? Even Abraham Lincoln himself once said “When you’ve got an elephant by the hind legs and he’s trying to run away, it’s best to let him run.” Makes a lot of sense, although not particularly applicable here. The point is, never forget your favorite costume of all time when you put on this elephant.