We’ve all daydreamed about living in a simpler time, working hard at a good job, and coming home every night to a nice house, a faithful pet, and a loving family. But when you imagine it, is the pet actually a dog-sized dinosaur? It sounds like this Deluxe Fred Flintstone Costume is just what you need to make your dream a reality!

Good old Fred is the portrait of the modern Stone Age working man (it’s a cave-portrait, but it still counts) and if you don’t believe us, just check out his day to day life in the town of Bedrock. He’s not the sharpest tooth in the saber tooth tiger’s mouth, but he’s a hard worker at the local quarry, and it seems like he’s always got enough cash to treat Wilma and Pebbles to bronto-burgers and a movie at the drive-in! Also, we’re no experts on Flintstones-era fashion, but we’d bet that orange spotted pelt he’s always seen sporting wasn’t cheap.

Luckily, looking as good as Fred couldn’t be easier in the modern age when you’ve got this deluxe costume! It comes with everything you’ll need to pull off this prehistoric style, including a high quality spotted tunic and matching cuffs, a tie, and a black shaped wig and a pair of foot covers for that full “caveman chic” appearance. Everything is officially licensed, too, so the only way you could possibly look more like Fred is if you showed up to the costume party in a foot-propelled car! We still think it’d be cool to have a pet dinosaur, though…