Excess Success

You went in for a tube of chapstick and some chewing gum, and you came out with…a receipt that could wallpaper your hallway. It’s a familiar tale, right? So familiar, in fact, that all of your friends will crack up when they see you walk into the Halloween party dressed in this Adult EXS-ively Long Pharmacy Receipt Adult Costume!

Part of what makes a joke humorous is that it is relatableand nothing is more relatable than this costume. We’ve all been there. In fact, most of your friends in the party were there just moments ago, when they ducked into the drug store for last-minute Halloween candy, face paint, cups, and party decor. So the fact that you’ve chosen this oh-so-understandable costume is truly perfect. Did we mention there is a $3-, $4-, and $10-off coupon on the bottom? Yeah, this look is full of fun surprises!

Product Details

Even if reading this receipt could take you many minutes, getting ready for Halloween in this receipt is a snap. That’s because the look is styled as a tunic you can wear over your own clotheswe suggest a black base, but hey, go nuts! The extra-long front panel details everything you could ever want to know about your recent purchases, account, savings, and…we mentioned the coupons, right? This costume is a riot, so prepare some funny one-liners and hit the party as everyone’s most relatable (and hilarious) headache!

Return Policy

We’d waste time here telling you about the return policy, but it’s printed there on your receipt somewhere. Plus, this costume is such a hit, we doubt you’ll be returning it anytime soon!