Its that time of year againthe annual costume party. You dont want to make the same mistake that you made last year: wearing a costume no one recognized. You thought your portrayal of Alice Cooper was spot-on, but everyone else just thought you were a zombie. This year will be different! Youre going as a bumble bee, complete with a black-and-yellow shirt and black tutu. Its the simplest idea evertheres no way anyone could mistake your costume this time, right?

But what if what if they see they yellow and black stripes and think youre a highway? Or a taxi? Or a jar of mustard? Or a retro Batman? It will be like the Great Costume Party Disaster of 15 all over again. You cant let that happen! How will you be able to show your face again after two costume debacles? Youll have to move, find a new job, probably change your name

You’d better buy our Womens Black Insect AntennaeHeadband, just to be safe. The black headband comes with pom pom toppers and makes it undeniably clear that you are, in fact, dressing up as an insect. Its a small purchase that will no doubt save your costumeand perhaps your very way of life. Can you think of a better investment for less than $10? We didnt think so.