Maybe It Will Wash Out

What’s the number-one rule of pulling off a murder? No, it’s not having an airtight alibi, although that’s actually the number-two rule. The first thing to remember about committing a crime is that you have to have a really good stain remover. Otherwise, it’s too easy for the police to connect the dots. After all, they probably won’t buy the excuse that you’re just a really messy spaghetti eater.

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Add some glamorous gore to your Halloween costume with a pair of Blood Spatter Thigh Highs for Women! Each opaque stocking features a thick band across the the top to help keep it securely in place. Both are printed all over with a pattern of random crimson “stains” that resemble blood spatter.

Caught Red-Legged

It’s absolutely amazing how many uses there are for a pair of faux-bloodstained stockings! Pull them on to complete a sexy killer clown outfit, a costume inspired by a classic horror film villain, or a “last girl standing” outfit. What happened for your clothes to get so stained? Actually, don’t tell us. We don’t want to know.