SANTAAAAAAAA! I Know Him!!!

It turns out that trying to track down your human dad when you’ve been living in the North Pole as an elf is no easy task! There are plenty of challenges even after you’ve made it past the swirly-twirly gumdrop forests. For instance, it turns out the gum that people leave stuck in public places is no longer good to eat, and not everyone who dresses as Santa is the real deal. Sometimes they’re just imposters who sit on a throne of lies and smell of beef and cheese.

Product Details

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by wearing this officially licensed Men’s Elf Suitmeister Suit! The three-piece set includes a lined emerald green jacket that buttons in the middle of the chest and has printed yellow details on the hem as well as two false pockets. It looks really good over your favorite white button-down shirt, especially when you add the yellow tie. The matching yellow pants fit over your choice of shoes and have a button fly.

Merry Christmas to All!

This suit is ideal for all of your holiday plans! You can wrestle a raccoon, win a snowball fight, eat a plateful of spaghetti drenched in chocolate sauce and peppermint shavings, reconnect with your human dad and win your crush’s heart, all while deeply confusing the people of New York City. An outfit this bright and cheery will remind even the most cynical of your friends that the holidays are a time for magic.