These are the kinds of injuries our shop teachers in high school try to warn us against receiving. Long story short, don’t try to get a closer look at the alarm clock base your making when the block of wood is still in the belt saw. Before you know it, the teacher is rushing you to the anatomy classroom so those students can get a good look at all the different skin layers there are before you hit the bone. One of these days, somebody might even find your eyeball that got launched out the window somewhere.

Alright so maybe that story actually sounds kind of neat once you get past the excruciating pain, blood everywhere, F you just received, and loss of half your vision… Okay that sounds like a terrible price to pay for the story. Well instead maybe you should just grab this Closer Look Eye Applique that goes on easy and has the same look without giving the school nurse a heart attack.