Hopelessly Devoted to You

Whoever first looked at a coffee bean and thought, “I’m going to roast this and grind it and brew it and see what happens” deserves our undying thanks and an annual parade. Coffee makes practically any situation better with its delicious smell and rich taste. It’s got your back during early mornings and long commutes, and when you want the flavor without the caffeine, there’s decaf. We’re not saying that we’d rather cut off a finger than never drink coffee again… but we’d think about it.

Product Details

You are what you drink, so wear this exclusive Cuppa Joe Costume for Adults! The unisex sleeveless tunic is made of soft white fabric that is backed with foam to give it a rounded shape. Its roomy neck, arm, and leg holes allow you to wear it over a lightweight outfit. The center of the tunic has an appliqued wide ring of beige fabric that resembles a paper sleeve. The front of the “sleeve” has a printed green oval that’s decorated with an image of a steaming cup.

Drink Order

Have you consumed so much delicious coffee that your blood is probably sixty percent French roast? Proudly show your affection for your favorite beverage with this hilarious costume! You’ll instantly become the most popular person in any room you enter, because no one can resist your magnetism. It’s also a great icebreaker because you can ask new acquaintances how they take their coffee and whether a barista has ever seriously messed up the spelling of their name on their coffee cup.