The Strangers Have Landed

Heads up, fellow Earthlings – we’ve got guests. They’re unlike any visitors we’ve ever had before, but similar to some of our relatives. We’re not yet sure if they come in peace. The best course of action is probably to treat them with friendliness: Bring them to parties, praise their dance moves, let them have the appetizer. Hopefully they’ll match our behavior and no one will get probed.

Product Details

Start your fact-finding mission to this strange and noisy planet by wearing your Green Visitor Mask for Adults! The latex mask conceals your entire face and is molded to look like a semi-reptilian classic alien face. It’s painted to have green skin with brown markings and big black peepers.

Mission Report

Come in, Starfleet. This is Envoy One reporting that the humans are pretty weird, but they do have good food and great music. Cancel “blast the planet into smithereens” order. Over.