Ever since the ’70s, something has been missing from society. Sure, we have fancy smartphones. We have the internet. We even have delicious coffee shops on every street corner that serve us vanilla almond espressos. But where’s the funk?

Funk has been on a slow decline since the ’70s. Whomping earthy bass grooves and booty bumping drum beats have been dying out, little by little and we suspect it’s because no one has the courage to take the crown and claim the title of Emperor of Funk (that’s a formal title). It’s a high responsibility title, since you’ll need to bust a move whenever you hear a groovy slap bass tune and you’ll even be expected to dress in the most dazzling of outfits. If you think that you’re up to the task, we may just have the style of funky disco attire to get your groove in gear.

This Funky Disco Costume fuses everything that was great about the ’70s into one awesome costume. The shiny blue button up shirt allows you to wear a deep v-neck, and everyone knows that funk flourishes best when a portion of your manly chest is exposed. The dazzling silver pants shimmer in a blaze of glory anytime you dance under a disco ball, perfect for lighting the way for other funky friends. A red sequin stripe along the pant legs let all dancers on the floor know that you’re the real deal. And the red suspenders? Well, those are just for keeping your pants up, but hey, they get the job done. If we had to rate this costume, we’d give it an Earth, Wind & Fire out of 10. We’re not sure what that means (but we know that we mean it).