TRUE WINTER WARRIORS

No matter where you are from, there are always going to be a group of people who try to tell you that they are moresomething than you. They might announce that they’re moreeducated. Perhaps their family iswealthier. Maybe their nation’s flag is designed with a more profound composition that finally puts into conversation the true value of the human soul in comparison to the softly rotating petals of a gleaming flower. Or they just have cuter dogs.

Either way, it can be pretty aggravating constantly hearing that somebody is better than you. It makes the rage rise in you. It burns so hot that you can hardly feel the blistering frost that covers your northern lands. Actually, come to think of it, that’s probably a good thing. Without that rage, you’d bebitter cold instead of just bitter. All that said, however, we’ve got your back. We’re here to show that you are a true warrior, worthy of respect… or at least some bloodshed.

DESIGN & DETAILS

Time to unleash your warrior prowess with this finely crafted Wild Warrior costume. Our own craftsfolkwere sent out to camp in the arcticwilderness for ten long years just so they knew how amazing this coat and cowl combo needed to be. (Actually, it should have only been a week, but the paperwork went up in smoke. Darned Lord of Fire!) Still, the coat on this costume wraps around your body with an inner fur lining (for looksand for warmth) and has a worn look to give you that warrior’s edge. The cowl is faded black and brown, stitched to look like aged leather armor. The matching belt has rivets and brass rings for the truly authentic look.

DON’T FORGET YOUR GLOVES

You need only remember a few things to be a successful warrior of the wild. First, remember your furs. Second, growl a lot and remember how nasty everyone has been to you. Third, metal and cold is a bad combo, so wear your gloves before combat starts or things could get really frost-bitten!