Are you sick of “modern” medicine that has completely ruined your business? Are you someone who uses somewhat dubious methods to treat plague-infected people? Do you enjoy wearing bird masks? Then you need this Plague Doctor kit. Not only is a plague doctor really creepy, they’re also historically accurate. Walk around with your hood up, your top hat looking dapper, and your beaky mask over your face. Sure, you want to help sick people, but you certainly don’t want to be getting sick yourself, right?

The black death is making its way across the continent and you need to keep healthy. Besides, with such a scary outfit, all those contagious plague people might simply run the other way. You don’t need to worry about a thing, doctor. You are a doctor, aren’t you? You went to medical school, right? Hmm… now that we look at you, maybe it was a bad idea to have you do this surgery…