Claws Out, It’s Lobster Time

Most people see a lobster and think, delicious. But not you. You look at a lobster and think, “That’s the pinnacle of fashion.” You see those beady little eyes? That glossy red shell? Those powerful, slightly unsettling claws? That’s style. And now, thanks to this Plus Size Fresh Lobster Costume, you can finally achieve the crustacean couture you were born to wear.

Product Details

This 100% polyester costume is as lobstery as it gets. The sleeveless hooded tunic lets you slip in with ease, thanks to a hook & loop fastener along the side and back of the neckbecause a lobster should never struggle to get dressed. The quilted tail hangs dramatically from the back, complete with a shiny, wet-look finish that makes you look like you emerged from the ocean.

The hood features soft-sculpted lobster eyes and fabric-covered posable antennae, which means you can adjust them to fit your personal vibestraight up for a “Yes, I am alert and ready to scuttle,” or slouched for a “Please don’t put me in a boiling pot” aesthetic. The claw-shaped mitts are plumped up with stuffing for that authentic I-could-snap-at-any-moment look, and they match the same glossy, just-out-of-the-sea fabric as the tail.

The Crustacean Life

This costume is peak lobster fashion. Expect people to point. Expect them to take photos. Expect at least one person to say, “We got a live one!” And if anyone dares to ask why you’re dressed as a lobster, just snap your claws and walk away. All those who know the crustacean life will get it. Others? Well, you’ll just have to leave them guessing. That’s what a good lobster does.