You know what we’re sick of? Sexy Batman. Why is it, every time there’s an opportunity to dress up as one’s favorite superhero we always get stuck with hundreds and hundreds of sexy Batmen (Batmans?)? It’s ridiculous, to be quite frank with you. Sure, Batman has the chiseled physique and chiseled chin and everything else is chiseled too, but come on! Batman should be focusing on driving that dangerous vehicle of his not his… actually you know what? Let’s focus on the point at hand. We’ve had enough of this sexy, charming Batman character. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire. Can’t he go buy a different sexy costume instead of Batman for once? He keeps stealing all the thunder!

But what is a poor sidekick to do? Lowly Robin, sure a great acrobat and crimefighter in his own right, but how can Robin hope to match Batman’s sexy appeal? With Robin’s own sexy appeal, that’s how! Yes, enough sidekick stuff. Now you can dress as Robin and be sexy at the same time, and isn’t that what you’ve always wanted? Of course, it is.

This costume includes a metallic low cut red and green dress. Criminals won’t know what to do when they see you’re after them. They’ll stop and stare, of course, and they’ll know you’re official because of your yellow cape and green gauntlets. They might even let you hand them over to Commissioner Gordon. You might want to wear a pair of shorts underneath to keep your high kicks modest, this skirt is pretty short. You’ve worked hard, you deserve some attention too! So step out from the sidekick shadows, sexy Robin. It’s your time!