Normally it’s pretty difficult to be a walking contradiction… unless you’re a zombie. They got the whole living-dead thing going on for them. But other than that, being such an absurd paradox has been nearly impossible, until now. Check out this Gothic Darling Costume!

Strut around town this Halloween as the coolest oxymoron ever. You’ll be the cutest creep (or the creepiest cutie if you prefer) at the party when you slip into this black princess-cut dress and toss on this dark double braided wig! Avoid sunlight for a good while for a lovely milky white complexion, then once you apply either blood-red or black lipstick this transformation is complete! You’ll look like you belong in a family of macabre enthusiasts with this outfit on! You’ll be painfully beautiful, a living embodiment of sweet agony, and yet, while wearing this outfit on Halloween, you’ll appear oddly normal. If that doesn’t sit well with you don’t worry, you can still freak everyone out with your extensive knowledge about the supernatural and other superstitious rituals. Awesome, right?! No one will really know what to think about you. Should they fear you? Should they laugh with you? Should they run away? They won’t have a clue, so have some fun with the awkward silences that are sure to occur!

Don’t just settle and choose between creepy or cute. Easily have both! Be a whole new walking contradiction this Halloween with this Gothic Darling Costume. Leave everyone speechless with small talk about your favorite hobbies, which are ballet and raising spiders, of course!