The crowd is loud, deafening as you wait behind the gates,adjusting your dashing red cape just so. You’ve been training for this night a long time. Now is the time you find out, do youhaveit in you? You take a deep breath andthrowopen the doors. A hush comes over the throng the was raucous only moments before, everyone is looking at you. Somewhere, inanunseen corner, a deft hand plucks a tune on aSpanishguitar. You don’t know how you ever doubtedyourself. If you’ve ever been ready for anything you’re ready to rock this party!No bull.

The matador has been long admired for having the best uniform in sporting history. Sure, tight pants are the norm for football and baseballplayers but bullfighters were the ones who set the sporting look on the right track. Plus, whatothersport uses gold cording with such abandon? That’s right, no one compares! Now, whether or not you agree with thecontroversialpractice of bullfighting you can wear the centuries old fashion uniform. The snazzybolero jacket is named forthe bullfighter’scroppedblazer, they invented the high waisted pant, andthecape is literally part oftheir uniform. Ohyeah, andwho else can pulloff a hat shaped like acartoonycloud these days? Yeah, no one but bullfighters.

Our suggestion, skip the running of the bulls this year and simply slip on this ensemble.Noanimal cruelty required. If you miss that element of danger, we’re sure you can find a pal to attend the costume party by your sideas the bull. The brave matador and the irritable bovine, getting along together at last!That way, with all the pride andfashionablezeal of a bullfighter, you can conquer Halloween!