Your pals and you argue constantly about what the best classic pattern truly is; Missy sings polka dot praises while Perry claims houndstooth is where it’s at. Of course, we know they are both wrong!

Meanwhile, your spirit pattern is a big, bold stripe, and we think youre onto something! This Halloween you can prove your fashion prowess (and prove them wrong) in these Plus Size Black & White Striped Tights. Thats right, theyll all be seeing stripes when you walk on the scene in this scintillating pair of pantyhose! After all, you know as well as we do that a pattern like this makes your legs look long and lean, and you can perfectly pair them with any Harley Quinn, witch, or sexy prisoner costume! Now, what was that about polka dots? Yawn.