The Game Is Going to Be Killer

Ok, listen up, everybody. We know that this town has been through a lot, what with the apocalypse happening and all. But now we’re really trying to band together, and one of the best ways to do that is by cheering on our local sports teams. All that to say, we’re recruiting all kinds of cheerleaders to help out. Yes, all kinds. Please try to be kind and polite to all of your fellow pep squad members, even if they’re eyeing you like you’d make a great appetizer.

Product Details

Show your team spirit while wearing this exclusive Zombie Cheerleader Costume for Women! The outfit includes a long-sleeved shirt printed to look like green, decaying skin rotting away over an exposed ribcage and spine. The jagged red cropped tank top goes over the shirt and appears to be spattered with blood. Add the green and gore-patterned leggings with their athletic sock detail and the bloody miniskirt. The two cute hair bows add a nice finishing touch.

Three Cheers for BRAIIIIINS!

Overall, we’d have to say that the game went well. Only three backup players got eaten (and they weren’t very good anyway), and only two cheerleaders had their arms fall off while they were trying to do cartwheels. It almost looked like it was part of the choreography. That’s pretty great news, right? Sure, the band ran away screaming as they were chased by some members of the dance line, but that’s a problem for another day.